Natasha, between Big Daddy (L) and Big Mama, takes a breather after laying another egg in another Osprey pair’s nest.
2021-What I Knew Then, What I Know Now-2026
A bird about to lay an egg resembles most animals going through labor, intensely focused on the pressing situation, jumpy even in the comfort of her own nest. The subsequent melodrama of laying an egg, for the first time, without a nest, looked pitiable and shameful. Wanton. [Refer to anthropomorphism 2021-1.] She needed a notorious name: Natasha.
I conjured Natasha Fatale, spy of the Moose and Squirrel show, something edgy to offset my awfulness of practicing voyeurism on trauma. This gal deserved a spicy name.
Natasha’s debacle began at dusk the third week of April when Ethel alerted the neighborhood of disaster. Natasha had landed in Nest 1, Ethel’s nest, ready to lay an egg.
Ethel hadn’t yet been named nor had the nests been numbered, but well prior to all of that, it was universally known, even by me, that the bird I would come to call Ethel possessed the nest to later be designated Nest 1. And before Natasha had a chance to push an egg out, Ethel pushed her off it.
Natasha flapped her way 50 feet to Nest 2, where the accommodating male and less accommodating female backed away. Natasha set upon the platform’s lower edge, closest to Nest 1, and laid her egg. Then the resident Nest 2 female pushed her off that nest, too.
Three days later—right on Osprey-laying-target, Natasha landed in the oldest nest, occupied for many years by the Bigs. These two remain the biggest, respectively, male and female Ospreys I’ve ever seen. Big Daddy, big and blustering, was easy naming.
Big Mama seemed a stretch, until both Bigs let Natasha labor, lay her egg, and this older, aggressive female let Natasha incubate alongside her and rest after her ordeal.

I appended “Mama” because of that kindness. Plus, given her less than traditional mothering behavior, there was a tad of sarcasm.
Big Mama was aggressive and hair-triggered when repelling intruders from her nest. Much more in character, once Natasha had rested sufficiently to be standing, Big Mama threw her off.

As soon as Natasha quit circling, Big Mama tidied up and settled into incubating, possibly the Cuckoo egg as well.
I have no further record of Natasha.

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