Mr. Bennet is landing on Nest 2, probably aiming for Mrs. Bennet’s back.
The accommodating and unaccommodating Osprey pair of Nest 2 will be named Mr. and Mrs. Bennet, after their chicks hatch. The chicks will look like big, healthy girls when they fledge. But when Natasha dropped in, Mrs. Bennet hadn’t yet laid an egg, though she was ready. She stuck close to the nest except to dine at a nearby piling, within sight of the nest. She ignored the cuckoo egg.
Not Mr. B. When he next delivered a fish to the nest, he brooded Natalie’s egg while Mrs. B dined on her piling.
He carried on like this until Mrs. B began laying eggs a few days later, in the bowl she and Mr. B had carefully prepared, up and apart from the lip where Natasha had laid. Mr. Bennet’s attention transferred quickly to the eggs of the future Misses Bennet.
Incubation can be pretty dull, viewed at the lip of the nest. The first surmise of a living hatch is an adult with food in its beak leaning into the nest bowl. Counting begins when heads start bobbing, which depending upon nest construction, takes at least a week.

Only one head ever popped above the lip of the Bigs’ nest in 2021. Anyone’s guess the parentage. The Bigs had begun the season on bad terms, Big Daddy a month late, not showing until well into April while Big Mama had battled daily intruders.

Some assistance came the upstream neighbors, their nest also attracting intruders. These neighbor to the north were the exception to my 2021 naming. The Captain and I had years before named this pair the Perfects, practically the day they arrived. We named them after family, whose lawn we’d long commented upon.
In 2021, the experienced Perfects, the novice Bennets, and a beleaguered Ethel fledged two chicks apiece from their considerably different nests.

Previous Episode: 2021.3: Birds Labor Too
Upcoming Episode: 2021.5 Mr. Bennet Was My Favorite


I conjured Natasha Fatale, spy of the Moose and Squirrel show, something edgy to offset the awfulness of practicing voyeurism on victimization. Because that’s what Natasha looked like. Clearly, no one had passed along the news to keep your tail down until you had a nest. And if they had, well, then she deserved a spicy name.






